So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I understand Curling. That high.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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