return my video game
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
