Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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