that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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