Your dad touched me again.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
