im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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