this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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