when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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