whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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