It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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