Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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