please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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