i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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