Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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