every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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