Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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