So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
its liver damage thursday
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