It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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