is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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