i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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