Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Your penis caused this!
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