I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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