I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just had sex on a roof
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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