she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
