My friends, they love my intelligence
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
