Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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