HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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