found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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