Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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