I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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