With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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