got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I still have a little drunk in my system
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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