and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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