she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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