dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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