I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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