I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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