If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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