pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
only you would photoshop your dick
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
