i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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