You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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