whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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