Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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