Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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