Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
