Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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