So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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