No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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