So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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