Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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