Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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