You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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